Random acts of lawn ornament theft!
Ok, here goes, this is a rather strange and perplexing occurrence. I was upstairs this morning getting ready. On my way back down the steps, I paused on the landing to look out my window. I was just standing there looking out at my garden, kinda having a peaceful moment…when out of the blue some teenage boy runs into my garden and grabs my ceramic bunny statue! I yelled at him and he freaked and started bookin it down the street.
By the time I got down the steps and outside he was already down around the corner….. 
Is that crazy or what?
I just don’t understand his motivation…he was completely alone…maybe it was a dare or something…or maybe he was a confused member of The Garden Gnome Liberation Front …who knows. I’m not sure how to feel about all of this. He broke off a bunch of flowers and now bunny(a statue) is gone. And I thought I lived in a really boring neighborhood…
The above picture is the scene of the “crime“.
After some consideration, I realized that this strangeness has actually brightened my day….the whole occurrence keeps popping in and out of my mind and every time I just start cracking up! I have been telling everyone I see and they all think it is just completely random and hilarious .
I admit I was kinda pissed at first, but now I just keep laughing about it. I hope the “villains” decide to return him sometime. It makes me think of all the crazy things I did back in highschool…. 
However, I’m still seriously considering posting “lost bunny” posters…
In closing, if you feel you may become a victim of lawn ornament theft, here are some tips for keeping your loved decorations safe.
Best wishes, Michelle
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